i was introduced to this CAPTIVATINGpage by ngo and zhong
came accross it from val'S blog ..
its rather mean but how nice can emails be right?
i think i should share the humour by copying and paste'ing it here

LIGHTBULBS ..

Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.

Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.

Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.

Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They’re too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They’ll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.

Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb. (So how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)

Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They’ll prefer it to be darker. (Hmmmm?*raises eye-brows* )

Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry.

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Would they even bother?

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.

Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.

Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarb?

Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.

Q: How many MJ students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.

Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They’ll find ways out of the dark.

Q: Who wrote all this?
A: A TJCian.

Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already very bright.

the best part of all....
Q: How many MI students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. All of them are leaving after PAE. Needless for light bulbs.

so lol !!


every wonder why am i blogging more frequently and typing MORE words? thats because i hardly could find something at home that can really draw my attention away besides being online .

i left my phone at my friend's house aa zz -.-

THANK YOU VALENE and family :D

It has been a loong time since i last met such warm and friendly parents. Before i managed to slip out of the house, my mum gave me an hour lecture on the dangers of staying overnight at ppl's house. She said , normally parents will not be keen to invite their child's friends to stay and PLAY as .. what if smth happens? what if this what if that.. but anyway im back home in one piece =]





luxury . we play we eat we drink till 3 , we slept at 4am.



my 3rd time being late. very comical ..
thats our buddy =D
9.a.m.



after the 1st break ..




lol the other 4girls *.*
i was considered the moST WIDE awake one k!!
yabut i wasnt myself luh .. so drowsy and zz zz zz
so i left early with nicole =D



Mrs Wee was distributing the withdrawal formS. i have to submit mine tml in order to save $26 ): really must submit isit ? o sigh ..


15students appeared in class today for mgt lessons
10 for econs period
7 were left for the remaining lessons
how pathetical'ly interesting !!
lol

C H I N G A Y .


i have always known chingay as the mega-rainbow-orchard-event or a walking-NDP with all the dazzling glittery stuff. Its the same as NDP .. lots of rehearsal, thick make-up and heavy costumes, truck load of props, BIGcrowd etc. etc. ... aha ! but those arent my job .. we spent most our time waiting and watching ..

out of all the helpers
i think we had the BEST job of the century.




all the performers are ultra high. you can request for a photo taking session with them and they are very very willing to smile for your cam. oo FRIENDLY ppl ..
this is so for our dearBALLOONgirls =D



our job was really very simple, just to accompany the balloon throughout the loong orchard journey, making sure that it doesnt roll out of track or any girls feeling unwell within the balloon. i heard julius's voice shouting my NAME =D ahh so honoured .. normally, the attention are drawn to our BALLOONs rather then us.. the first perosn who managed to catch me along the streets. the next was Sarah but i only get to see her when we were in long john..
she was like "my friend is interested in your friend" -.- .. .

lol



There was this after-chingay party
retro and hip hop zone that didnt really attract us..

Alvin(our incharge) sponsered 90% of our midnight movie ticket and bought for us drinks !! awww ... THANK YOU!!

had supper with our balloon girls.They are really very cute ppl =D
weixiong and yc left TOGETHER (note : PS alert!) .

we went cine .. everyone insisted on watching aHORROR movie !! evil -.- my very first NC16 show was a VIOLENT movie.it was midnight by then , the theathre was un believeably PACKed!!

after the show ..
yiwen ngo and zhong LEFT
leaving behind yT yL and me
i cant possibly take a bus home cause i DO NOT KNOW what bus to take, im still very unfamiliar with the bus routes at my new district. Taxi's are just tooo $$ ex.


SO we walked.... . .. .. ... ... ...
stopped by @a MAC opp. fareast shopping centre and self-entertained . lol
at 5AM, we crazily' walked to doubyghaut MRT ( walking past orchard and somerset mrt)
left for home..






SUNRISE and shine **
the day had just begun ..

slept in the train and was awaken by my phone's alarm (without it , i think i'll land myself in some woolands area station) zz

dont question me where i got my extra energy from, after getting myself cleaned and freshed up, went junction 8 to catch "JUST FOLLOW LAW" FANN is very pretty!! had lunch in bishan and we loitered ..


feeling lethargic and tired
im now at home . blogging
aa !! have fun in school YIMchew =D

haha rejoice =D

im so blank zz













-
happyBELATEDbirthday huiqi (:

all the mathsskippers


Not tarnishing any reputation..

but for the past 2days
we or perhaps just me that have been slacking to the MAX. -t- are not teaching, apart from missprettygeogteacher (i don't think anyone would be attending her lesson on Monday as the geog students were given hw -.- ) wednesday's class was total madness, FIrst three periods, we stayed in class and played cards, majong ( i learn it from NICOLE !!! abit alittle bit) with the presence of our -t-. 11am, we(07boombastick5) left the school gate and head down to the mall(skipping 4th 5th 6th lesson). poor hohoho ): imagine #01-02 without a class. yes im guilty luh so wrong !! oh well, whats done cannot be undone, anyway , the whole group went to get tickets to catch ghost raider. before that, half the group ate at koufu while the half (nicole darren wanfong ishbell and me) went mac and the other four were playing majong in MAC!!! TEENAGERS !! zz we are not the only ones hanging around.. there are NUMEROUS students with the same badge clogging spaces around(at about 1pm when sch ends at 1.30pm) ..hmm hmm tskk !!


while for today,
i was late for school (2nd time in my entire school life) . another 2guys were late with me as well , both of them were so experienced? lol they avoided the security guard smoothly. While for me, filled with bdsICARE values, i walked straight to the guard (preparing my ezlink card to be confiscated or recorded or at least smth)
i just said.. MORNING sir =DD .. he just waved and let me through ..
rofl lolol..

i went to school for tennis today. the court was unusually crowded. Although we can't really play like MARIA,everyone just loves tennis =] halfway thru, janet and i traded our rackets with rayson's basketball. ooo I LEARN how to play ABC .. finally .. !!

the entire day was soo......... ... ... nothing better to do
complacentcomplacentcomplacentcomplacentcomplacent
i dont feel like going to school
its so... meaningless?!!
esp when the two nuggets YC AND DEBORAH are mia'ing !!
lol


students are so mean ):
poor teachers and staff working there..


ooo
a week left -.-
i thought chingay was on sat and sun
i cancelled my sunday events and said ok to friday's class outing
BUT!!!! chingay's tml and sat -.-


help
im really feeling very random !!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JINGYING !! and other feburary babies (:


She had her EARLY birthday celebration last friday..merely accompanied them from tampines to parkway.Throughout the bus journey, jingying was having a horoscope talk show with bingy. VERY comical!!! They actually went to memorized everything zz neway, We dropped by Isten to visit Kenneth whose indeed diligently working!Being the youngest, as usual, i cant stay OUt late so i wasnt able to stay for their kbox session or supper for her celebration x.= It was nice meeting them again..

and..
i realised whats missing in my blog..
HAPPY VALENTINE's day !! belated that is..

eya no chocolates or balloons by the doorsteps lol but..
Half of 2007 valentine's day was WELL spent THINKING and surveying round the clock for my JAE application form. After i clicked the submit button, (last min decision) i head down to mandrin garden,
played tennis eat icecream watched the DANCE FLOOR with soandsoandsoandso lol
i know how to play the first two bars of Marriage D Armor (:


this is what we gave our class TREAsurer !
or rather this is what we did during maths lesson

i didnt attend school for a week
i miss my class ]=


well of course ..
HAPPY CHINESE new YEAR ppl (:


my cousins certainly have cam craze
just part of it ..
girls luh ..

jared and YC
o2JAm pales in comparison to audition .. !!
catch that! =D


i get to see certain relatives ANNUALLy so this year( feeling very FRIENDLY and NICE) , i actually asked a few of them .. "happpy new year, sorry, may i know whats your name?" lol everyone have grownUP
but sigh ..
cny had been very depressing
it was nice having inbox chucked with greetings even before the clock strikes twelve
testimonials bringing wishes and blessing (THANKYOU !!) bu t..
OMG im actually feeling sad!!! zz
those relatives ar ..
):

[based on true sms'es]

"serious! you confirm want to take ---"
"realy ar.. confirmed.. ?"
"OMG! you choose --- thing?"
"..nothing to say"
"hard to have a good future"
"cannot do much things in the future"
"your points are like damn good and you choose that? wasted!"
"you sure thats what you want?"
"LOL no comments all the best"
"highest pay only 2k you know!"
"haha good luck then"
"as long as you are happy"
"mostly hardwork less pay not a wise decision"


haha
kinda surprise move from me ah?

great minds think alike
but greater mind differs =DD

left right left right left..
up down side turn right

a day more to consider..

actually,
I know what i want :)
i want..
NP's dance
SP's courses
NYP's location

i like
teaching planning serving designing

engineering IT business

ok work with that sentence and tell me what to do :(

.

i thought i'll be disappointed with my grades
so ive pre-scheduled my 5day vacation plan before the release of my results.
Friday Saturday Sunday Monday Tuesday "

although there isnt a need to
but plans are plans..

so for the past few days
i went..

b5class chalet
chingay dry-runs
went home*
back to class chalet
choir practice
back to class chalet
check out -
mahana chalet (but in the end i didnt attend ..cause ..sigh)
meet wen + chew + kenny back to school (bds) instead
visit SP and NP
finally home sweet home (:


BEE FIVEEE (:
"visit class blog for FULLversion"







i DIDNT ATTEND BBQ
my twenty dollars :(
lo l




as night falls, drama scenes unfolds through the night..
alcoholic drinks causes it..
a few got drunk on the first night
but it was the second night that the majority were damn high




ken keith nicole janet valene ere the ones who stayed till the last night (:




everyone had the chance to enter the balloon. ya rare opportunity !
i was the first . it looks ok but its not!! lol
soooooooooooo stuffy in it! !





red dot traffic.
lol i didnt know the existence of such term till last Sunday.


on monday,
after checking out the chalet,
i went to meet sheena ( :( to think that i managed to convince myself in going for that chalet)
anyway, we spilt ways, she went bugis while i met up with JINGWEN and friends lol




courses courses..
which to choose?

FRIDAY!

before the collection of results,
we do intend to go for a sumptuous Buffet Breakfast in the morning. Interesting plan but not very applicable, cause i don't think we had much appetite for it that day. since chew met the other 6GUYS @siglap !! therefore, jingwen and i were the first few to step into bdsSCHOOL gate. OTHERS, were stuck outside spraying their hair BLACK.



"anxious? kanchiong? heart beating very fast!! cant wait.. how how?!!"
-MsNg's msg.
(gush ~ what a msg to receive before your results)


haha
the collection of results was a fast process. take and go .
hmm my points are kinda unexpectedly expected for one non-academically inclined student..
still below national average. but
yes im PLEASed (:


after ive calculated my r4n5 i start calling everYONE!
especially my TUTORS =DD theymust be so glad !!

its a miracle for me to call my AMATHS tutor cause i had never really been NORMAL in his class cause i dislike tution lol hahhaa yea
seriously u should have seen me in his class.. so .. weird lol
nvm its all over

this month my phone bill will be ........... .......................

scan through my heart
and you'll get ..
zing ziggy zam zerzang zerzanm
ziggyziggy zang ziggyzang zerzangzerMn!


i cant exactly decipher how im feeling now.
i just know it feels weird!!
zz!! first trauma.
ok
to the 06 O lvl'ers
have a pleasant friday.

D!! i lost my appetite today :(
shared with (OSONICE) NICOLE for lunch.
and Doti's pizza
Ken's soup.

we went.
PIZZA hut
playground
the last stop was Mac. but ive left by then (:





=]

randomPOST.

haha
with the presence of ..
MR HO!!!!!
the photo became one of our very hilarious pictures..
never had i once seen him smile till today.
This is why the word MIRACLE existed..

he is actually smiling (:
His lesson are truely un-interesting lol
but seriously if you listen attentively and try out the worksheets, you'll be able to figure out the MATHS language of his ^^ he is NICE!


i love MGT's lesson =]


spik-ey hair? lol


adv. for drinks




teenagers nowadays are RICH.



i love to go to school!

watch the DANCE FLOOR =]
!!

need any dating tips? lol



i think everyone's feeling real emotion these few days :)
found this sound real emo for the perfect heart-shaped+ results collecting season.

http://www.moe.gov.sg/press/2007/pr20070205a.htm
gd luck ppl (:



(: go tagg!! class blog if you're from my class

Publicity Stills of "Happy Birthday"
Courtesy of Shaw and Richard ..

Happy Birthday is based on Rene Liu’s latest short novel, I Want To Go With You, about a decade-long love story that persists through sending and receiving birthday cards. By a movie review, Happy Birthday is the type of film with all the potential to be next classic romantic movie from Asia but somehow blew away all the chances at the end product. the ending ... -.-

truely indeed, some parts of the show ,didnt allow 4of us to emote with the characters..
1. someone laughed when the character was utterly depressed
2. the slow pace even allowed sometime for someone, to talk to herself
3. another one was pure ston'ing ignoring the one beside(talking)
Being the most normal one, i was enjoying my lunch in the air-conditioned and comfortable sitting area


haha
1 semi-romantic show ..

so near yet so far
ignorance is bliss

another class blog up ..



its done..
i just merely paste the pictures that i have and did some editing
hmm ..
but i dunno what to do with it..
the blog was actually meant for those camera-holders so that they do not need to keep sending pictures online , especially so for yc, to have more time for her dear MIA blog (:


school had been gelastic to the extreme!! lol
the events happening now in class dont usually happen in bds..
too much stuff till i really do not know how to start ..
do visit d e b o rah 's blog for class stuff :D
she really can TYPE ..
and yes thanks for carrying my stuff around plaza sg. ^^
(in return im helping u to promote ur blog!!)
must a p pre cia te ",
hahaha

we were supposed to meet at 8.
Do blame the t.v. and Felicia Chin, i was waiting for her arrival in school uniform. I heard from my aunt that she is taller and much thinner in real person .. oo
Anyway, rushed all the way down to Siglap and realised.. i wasnt exactly late..
well somebody whose living in the East was +D

i took 1hr and 15mins to reach home =[
at this rate .. i may suffer from traveling phobia!!! -.-

lol ALL honeydewS taste weird!!!!
haha shall blog again!!! (later)
=DD

girls (:

Its FeB (:
2nd month of year 2007!!
the LOVE-ly month ^^
where you can see hearts and cupids fluttering around ~


to those 0202babies ...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HweeTing and REGINALD :D








hmm...
results in a weeks time?












sigh..